The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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