I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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