Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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