Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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