I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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