y did u give ur computer a hand job?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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