All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
