some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He has the fingertips of a God
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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