Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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