I like my sex mixed with concussions.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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