Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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