your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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