New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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