My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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