Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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