So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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