she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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