I think i peed on brittanys purse
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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