North Korea, Best Korea!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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