On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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