i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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