He had one of those small greek statue penises
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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