You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
