He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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