Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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