margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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