how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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