He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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