Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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