I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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