if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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