I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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