I've blown a few things in my day
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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