HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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