We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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