Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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