these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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