it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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