SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Damn victory sex feels great
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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