If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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