dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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