He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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