is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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