You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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