chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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