we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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