lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
