Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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