WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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