Cold hands, warm shart.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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