He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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